Monday, December 22, 2008

Baby making and Lexapro


Well the Wellbutrin seems to have countered the sexual dysfunction of the Lexapro! My life is amazing! I can have a stress free life and have an orgasm at the same time.

I was not able to finish off the job while I was on Lexapro. My little Asian doctor explained to me that Lexapro is also used to treat premature ejaculation as well. One drug treats Generalized Anxiety Disorder and premature ejaculation. The brain is a mysterious thing. I could get it up and start banging Isadora...and then I would be banging Isadora...and I would be banging Isadora...and my arms would start getting tired...her legs would start cramping...we would run out of lubricant. We would turn on the TV. We would stop for water breaks. Nothing would happen. Then I would start having the most intense erotic dreams. I would start having wet dreams like a teenager.

Lexapro is not good for baby making, which is why Darryl is 4 and we still haven't had another child. I needed the Lexapro to get through my MBA.

The first two weeks on Welbutrin did nothing. I went back to standing at attention with no fireworks. Then this week, the turnaround time started getting more efficient. The reward began to equal the effort.

I love my little Asian doctor.

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