The Legal mumbo jumbo reader

Yesterday, I took Darryl to ChuckECheese, Frys and ToysRUs. He was really great during the 6 hour car purchasing marathon. Isadora and I test drove, argued, test drove argued, made a decision and waited for hours of paperwork to be completed. All along Darryl was content or silently annoyed with us and the situation. We found vending machines. So Darryl and I filled up on junk food while Mommy sat with dealer and completed the paper work.

Isadora does all paper work. She reads everything. You give her a 20 page, fine print contract to sign....sit back buddy...she is going to read the whole damn thing. It is funny how the people get annoyed and try and convince her that all the terms are "Standard" and "Common sense". Isadora doesn't understand a single bit of the legalize...but she reads it all to their total annoyance and disbelief. Then she starts asking question that the minimum wage employee cannot explain and starts guessing. The employee then gets the $1 above minimum wage manager. The manager guesses and tries to convince her that she is not signing her life away. Then they call headquarters and get transferred to the legal department where a lawyer actually explains the contract to Isadora. Totally friggin funny!

....In the corner is Darryl and I eating Doritos and ice cream sandwiches and discussing what processed crap we will consume next from the A la carte menu.