What am I doing? I am existing. I am relaxing. We went to get Indian Buffet today. Oy. I am stuffed and relaxed. I could watch football all evening, but tonight we are taking Darryl to Monster Truck Jam. It is an annual family tradition. We started the tradition when he was 2. It is a surprise every year for him. It is the only three hour event he can sit through. I on the other hand am bringing my iPod. The first year they spent 45 minutes racing and 45 minutes destroying things, including a camper. Last year they spent 3 hours racing. Apparently, the next night was the smash 'em crash 'em event.
WHY WOULD ANYONE GO TO A MONSTER TRUCK JAM TO WATCH THEM RACE?
If I want to see things go fast, I go see a Formula 1 race or NASCAR (although I like the crashing in NASCAR).
3 hours of giant trucks...racing each other...and not crashing...
This event is when we mesh with the common folk. People show us pictures on their cell phones of the deer they shot with their fully automatic 50 caliber bow and arrow, capable of firing 200 arrows per second. Friggin' deer looked like a bowl of spagetti and meatballs with a big antler on top.
Darryl loves the blue collar stuff. NASCAR and Monster Trucks.
Daddy loves the fine life. Cooking, Cinema, Reading and relaxing.
Mommy loves the frugal life. Buying recycled, reused and cheap.
The odd family.
I need to win the lottery.
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