T Ball

I signed Darryl up for T Ball and myself to be a Manager/Coach. I have no idea about T Ball. Seems they are always desperate for coaches. Darryl always wants me to be a coach. I used to coach swim team.

Problem. I am loud. I am fat. I am funny. However, sometimes "sensitive" parents don't take it very well. Neither do little sensitive girls. Actually, my best classes were kids that were Darryl's age. What am I talking about? My swim classes for 4 year olds used to be overflowing. Parents used to line up to watch me teach.

It was the parents with teenagers that had a problem with me. Mainly because I was more interested in getting A's in University than drawing up a swim practice. I used to make them up on the spot and then spend the entire practice stroke correcting. When their strokes got good enough, they graduated to the next level and then worked on speed and endurance. Hell we were practicing in a pool that was 200 degrees celcius. It was torture just coaching. Manon and I used to get wiped out half way through the practice from standing in the heat.