Taurus and Libra Shopping Habits

Today Darryl and I went to Chuckie Cheese, Frys and Toys R US. We were testing out the new car...which Isadora has just informed has a bad reputation and she wants to return it!!!

I fall in love...she rips it out of my hand.

When we went to CarMax, I was so happy with a Honda CRV or a Toyota Matrix. I was totally pumped to choose either of those. The next thing you know....Isadora decides she doesn't want to spend that much....she bumps me down $4,000. I adjusted emotionally after throwing a temper tantrum. I had originally offered to stay home and let her pick out the car. Shopping with a Libra is a nightmare...especially if you are a Taurus.

A Taurus is a bull in a china shop. When you want to move a building and you don't give a crap what condition it is in once it has been moved....you give the job to a Taurus.

A Libra is analytical to insanity. When you need a decision to be debated to the point of ridiculousness...you call a Libra. They will come up with a 1000 pros and cons and then sit their in a catatonic state of analysis paralysis.

When you combine the action at all costs Taurus with the What if we make the wrong decision Libra...you get a very volatile shopping experience.

Taurus and Libra's should work like this. The Libra should debate the issue with themselves for 5 days. Then the Libra should write down their 5 top choices and hand them to the Taurus. The Taurus will look at the top 5 choices, choose one soully on intuition and make the choice a reality within 24 hours.

We bought the car in 6 hours. Which is too short for a Libra and was too long for the Taurus.

She needs a foot massage. Her period is over. I am horny. We should have sex. I practically lifting this laptop with the dick. One pushup, two pushup, three pushup...ok dick's getting tired.