Coffee Big Mouth

I have a big mouth when I drink coffee. I need to stop drinking coffee. I told Paul that my manager told me that I was safe. Stupid me. Now he is going to go in and ask my manager if he is safe. Which he probably isn't. Then he is going to run around and tell everyone that my manager told me that I was safe.

At which point, everyone is going to run into my manager's office and ask if they are safe and say "How come Jeff is safe and I am not?!!"

Good one, Jeff. And it is only Monday.