
I, Jeff Allegi, am an amazing husband...most of the time. Still need to work on cleaning up after myself and complimenting Isadora. You don't think pretty girls need to know they are pretty....but apparently they do.
Well, I bought a WHOLE bunch of Henna and Toenail painting stuff. She is going to have the most incredible feet in the world. They are going to be my pride and joy. However, I don't know what the hell I am doing. Looks simple. For the henna I got, tracing paper for the design. Henna paste. Balm to preserve the henna tattoo. A light for my head (I usually give her a pedicure late at night). I also got gemstones and glitter gels.
For the toenail painting I got a toe ring. I got a glitter and gemstones and glue and cuticle sticks (not sure what the big deal about the "cuticles" is....check wikipedia. I got toenail polish pens.
This is going to be incredible!!!
THE INTERNET IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!!
There is nothing we cannot buy anymore. There is nothing we cannot learn!

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