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So, I am at home relaxing. Writing in my blog. God, I am so tired...but not really. I love my bed and I love my bedroom. Isadora has sworn it off until it is leveled....so let me get this straight...I get the bedroom all to myself...until the floor is level. Ummm...yeah.

If she was fun to share a room with...I would want to. But Isadora hates noise of any kind (TV, music). She hates sex. She hogs three quarters of the bed...3/4 of a massive king size bed.

Now I have a bed all to myself. If I am stressed I can wake up and masterbate. I can fall asleep to the TV. I can watch NetFlix movies with my speakers!

I am 260 lbs. I eat salad and fruit. I snack a little. I am 260 lbs. What the fuck! I am getting fat on air.

So...for $30, I joined 24 hour fitness next to work. Man...sales people suck! You better sign today or the deal will go away tomorrow. $9.00 initiation fee. Very good. There is a huge LA Fitness opening down the street from work too.

I AM GOING TO WORK OUT EVERY LUNCH!

I am going to lose weight! So I don't look like a fat beer bellied Chris Farley! For fuck sake...I hardly drink beer! I have a yogurt belly!

oooh, Jeff....I saved all my money. I studied hard to gain skills for a career. I sit in an office..unbeknownst to the world. Mounds of creativity wasting.

I will do!

I will lose 70 lbs and I will build the great blackberry application that will WOW the world!

I AM GOD!!!! I AM ONE WITH GOD!