Weird observations on the 14th floor

The person next to me stares at the same spreadsheet all day long.

The person next to me shows up at 12:00 pm everyday.

There are no barriers between the urinals. I think that people come to this bathroom to stare at other people's pee pees.

There is a young person that constantly sits on his speaker phone for everyone to here. "Look at me everyone! I am important!"

Another person keeps referencing literary characters to describe people. "Who do you think you are...Jay Gatsby?!" I need to start doing that. "Who do you think you are...Atticus Finch?"