Infatable toys vs. the Fat Dad!

We are sitting around chilling out after Kungfu Panda. I signed up for NetFlix finally. I love movies. Blockbusters is too far away.

We came back from Ashley's birthday party. I am exhausted. It was held at one of those places where the toys/rides are all giant inflated objects that you can bounce on.

....unless you weigh 250 lbs. Then no fan is going to be able to keep any inflatable ride full. Darryl wanted me to get into the inflated boxing ring with him. I did. I stood up. My feet sunk to the floor and 5 little kids came rolling uncontrollably towards me screaming and trying to grab onto the ungrabable boxing ring floor. I had to roll out of the boxing ring and 5 little kids unwillingly rolled out with me.

Isadora and Darryl pushed me out the door to excercise when we got home....

....then we ordered pizza. Thin crust, so it wasn't that fattening. Oh who am I kidding at 250 lbs...I need to be eating only green vegetables.

My doctor once told me that I was so big that if I stopped eating completely that would not be a bad thing because I was probably at a greater risk of dying with my current weight.

I really don't feel that obese. But inflatable toys and 5 helpless screaming children do not lie.