Isadora doesn't get it!

Isadora looked at my web history and found my porn links. Oy. I thought it was going to be a long evening of her yelling at me. But she didn't. Unfortunately, I think she I look at it for the wrong reason. She is very pretty and has a hot body. But she hates sex! On Friday, Oprah was showing everyone how to find their G-Spots...which requires you to enter your fingers into your vagina and rub the upper wall of your vagina around the bend.

1) Isadora didn't know where the G-Spot was....I know where a woman's G-Spot is.

2) Isadora thinks the idea of putting her fingers up her vagina is disgusting.....I used to love putting my fingers up a girl's vagina.

The girls in porn are not as pretty as Isadora but they look like they are having FUN!

So Isadora announced last night that she is going to start training for the 1/2 marathon. ISADORA! NO! How about getting an interest in sex!

Even her friend Crissy is hinting for her to enjoy an alcoholic beverage with her. Crissy brews her own beer with her husband! Some might find Crissy pretty. She is definitely in shape. She is sweet and nice. Alcohol will not lead to the devil!! Isadora needs to lighten up.

Yesterday driving to church...omigod! Watch out! How fast are you going!!

....I have never been in an accident...ever!

It is very hard being on Lexapro...when the other person is not on Lexapro.